my dad somehow feels the need to scream while on the phone with my stupid ass brother. and my brother is on speaker. FUCK this is so annoying. i just tried to yell at him and i guess i had mccnastys in my throat cause i sounded like a stoned pterodactyl. my tumblarity has went up since i posted the shotgun thing. having no life has it’s benefits.
this is probably the best thing i’ve ever...
Cross off the things you've done in your life.
stardustandsupernovas: eatyourcookies: alonewiththesunrise: -makemepunk:bendthelight:longwaytogo:planetariums:youmaybeoffended:flabbergastin: Graduated High School. Kissed someone. (not really relevant) Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four...
15 Rules for Calling Shotgun.
The first person to yell “SHOTGUN” gets to ride in the front seat. The shotgun caller must be in within clear sight of the car, and the driver must be able to hear the shotgun call. Shotgun cannot be called until both you and the driver are outside any building you may be leaving. You cannot call shotgun once somebody has previously called it for the ride. First person to call it gets it. ...
wake up in the morning;
feeling like p diddy. i’ve got me and chloes song stuck in my head. bahahaha. skyler fuckin’ riley needs to come back home already. we’ve been having really weird conversations lately. xD oh geez. i shamelessly downloaded all time low albums today. muahahaha. i’m kinda obsessing over them right now. :]
i am getting an A journalism for eating cookies, doing this, and reading MLIA. :D i am such a winner.
haha i’ve decided i’ma lazy motherfucker and a complete procrastination cat so i’m just going to continue procrastinating on the computer and talking to aliya about my sexcapades in pe and how scott gives amazing massages before doing my biology homework. i still love you, biology.
i haven’t posted on here in so long. got a dumpy new phone. my mocha got cold at warped speed today. it’s freezing. i want snuggles. hinthintwinkwinknudgenudge.