May 2012
May 23rd
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SOMEONE COME SEE JUSTIN BIEBER WITH ME IN OAKLAND/FRESNO
May 23rd
amperehope asked: Men's deoderant is better, women's razors cause less burns, men's shaving cream is higher quality, and cologne is literally watered down perfume (this is absolute fact). I try both gender's products and these are what I've come up with over the years.
May 23rd
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regularhawktier replied to your post: i think my dad bought me men’s deodorant that’s… mY SISTER USES MENS DEODORANT AND IT APPARENTLY WORKS REALLY REALLY WELL??? I MIGHT GET SOME BECAUSE MINE SUCKS and who wouldn’t wanna smell like old spice IT SMELLS LIKE GOOD SMELLING BOIZ
May 23rd
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i think my dad bought me men’s deodorant that’s okay though cause it smells really really good　
May 23rd
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oh man being vriska means i’m gonna have to ben nye i have never troll’d before oh man this’ll be exciting
May 23rd
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jzul: WOW WHAT THE HECK I WANNA LIKE MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW
May 23rd
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Let's get weird. {{TMI TUESDAY!}} →
jacobi-biscuit: 1: What is the real reason you are confused right now? 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? ...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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rifle-kind replied to your post: on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you wanna bone me north korea :( AW MAAAAN
May 23rd
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atrophyofcognition asked: on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you wanna bone me
May 23rd
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Send me a dirty question. If I'm too embarrassed...
May 23rd
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lelelondon: i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure 
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: nice boobs, kinda skinny though gurl,
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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i feel like i’m going to have no one to sit with at lunch bluuuuuuhh can i just go home early
May 22nd
AW YES my money finally transferred from my bank to paypal so i just bought my sundresses EXCEPT DICKS ONE OF THEM ENDED so i’ll just wait for it to restock or something
May 22nd
May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Shit's 'n' giggles as in "it'll suck! HAHA", right?
May 22nd
this just in breaking news I am the big dumb
May 22nd
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i’ve typed up like 17 text posts and then deleted them so here’s this
May 22nd
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amperehope replied to your post: amperehope replied to your post: i’m at… You’re awesome. NOOOO YOU! <3
May 22nd
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amperehope replied to your post: [[MORE]]i’m at that point before a con where you… Wow, I hit this about five minutes ago. We timed this perfectly. rhaeme omg can we just cry and hug each other and be like “YOU’RE AWESOME” “NO YOU”  imightnnydtheblankie replied to your post: [[MORE]]i’m at that point before a con where you… shhh same. but it’s FANIME....
May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Goobers
May 22nd
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[[MORE]]i’m at that point before a con where you get really self conscious and hate everything and just freak out because you think your absolutely terrible at cosplaying and should just give up and never do it again and not even bother wait what do you mean that only happens to me
May 22nd
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what if when you were really mad you just ran around flipping stuff upside down and when you finally cooled off you just went around and fixed everything yes　
May 22nd
May 22nd
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elephant love medley has been stuck in my head ALL DAY LIKE LITERALLY SINCE MY SHOWER THIS MORNING I’VE BEEN SINGING IT :U
May 22nd
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colfgr0n: who’s ever the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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we have our dumbass journalism banquet tomorrow UUUGGGHHHH like i don’t even want to go it’ll just be all the bitch ass editors getting praise and me sitting there like WOW I SUCK cause i won’t get any awards or anything.  and i’m just like :/ i really don’t want to be reminded how much i suck okay no thanks.  and i have SHIT TO WORK ON but i’m already on...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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time to bullshit a french project using google translate and wikipedia yeeeee haw
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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neoputa: i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Are you coming to the Gamzee's Cafe panel at Fanime?
May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: There is a second Homestuck gathering at 5 now
May 22nd
May 21st
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silencedrowns replied to your post: silencedrowns replied to your post: my new jade… yeah i was and it’s INFURIATING IS IT NOT you have to try and get the fiber to hold its new shape so pulling on it while it’s still hot helps it hold the shape better. HEAT RESISTANT WIGS ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE omg i’m going to try again tomorrow hopefully it’ll work better uwu
May 21st